Life and times of a raving lunatic.

goddamn it i miss her
me: ew you smell
her: me?
her: i showered last night!
me: no the person behind you
her: oh shit my bad
me: oh em gee me too!!!
me: whats up?
her: i left you a myspace comment!!1!!1111
her: go forth and read
me: i know i did already and messaged you back
me: :-D
her: oh
her: kewl
me: i have decided that i am in a fight with my computer and its dumb, or i am..
her: ive decided that me and [insert her boyfriends name] reverted back to 15 yr old antics about an hour ago
her: i broke up with him this morning cuz i was in a fit of hysteria
her: he called me back and we're together again
me: O_O
me: so freshman year
her: prett nuch
her: much
her: but all is well now
her: by the way, ive put in my phone book as Shattering Belch
me: me?
her: yes
her: and when you call me, "I Touch Myself" plays
me: hahaha
me: hey i can figure out how to make a warhol style portrait on my computer and this is making me mad
her: you can?
her: why is it making you mad?
me: cant
me: mah bad
her: awww
her: do you have photoshop?
me: yes but nobody knows how to help me
her: i wish i had photoshop
herhh: all i have is lousy Paint
me: ugh i hate paint
her: i love it sometimes
her: cuz things come out looking so bad that its funny
me: heh true dat yo
me: OMGOMGOMGOMFNG
her: ?????????????
me: i get to take art next quarter
me: i get to paint and sculpt stuff
her: !!!!! AWESOME
her: omg brittany you're going to love sculpting
her: ITS SO MUCH FUN
me: :-D eeeeeee
her: me and my friend evan took a bunch of melted candle wax and made a busy outta it
her: it was supposed to be Bethoveen or however yu spell it, but it looked more like a crack head
me: crack head
me: beetohven
me: eh
her: i did this with paint shop when i cut my finger
her: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/LuckyXteen/finger.jpg
me: haha
me: man i miss you antical pictures
her: haha
her: my finger looks weird cuz of that cut
her: i was cutting cardboard and not paying attention and sliced the edge of my finger off
me: O_O
her: and the first thing my friend [insert her female friends name] said was WOW THATS REALLY SEXY
her: and then we started screaming
me: yes it does seem mmighty sexy to me
me: from what i could see in the picture
her: you shoulda seen [insert her boyfreinds name]reaction
her: he couldnt stay away fom it
me: haha why?
me: its that sexy?
her: oh yeah
her: actually he was really grossed out by it
her: and i kept shoving it in his face and saying KISS IT MAKE IT BETTER
me: hahaha
me: bet his face was priceless
her: i thought he was gonna vomit
her: it was great
her: so ive decided that when i get back in the summer
her: we need to hang out
her: alot
me: haha yes
me: we'll but homoerotic books in the religion section at barnes and nobles an watch peoples faces while pretending to look at a bible
her: hahahahah
me: so its a plan then good
her: we should read the joy of sex out load by the childrens section
her: loud*
me: HAHAHA
me: well get arrested
her: hahahaha
me: yes yo know we will gay ass bpd
her: my friend [insert her male friends name] did a photo prject based on that book
me: really?
her: yep
her: its in our school hall way walls
me: thats assome
me: wow, i just photoshopped out my nose ring
me: i had forgotten what i look liek without it
her: yeah i forget what i look like without my piercings
her: do you listen to le tigre?
me: sometimes
her: ever heard Decptacon?
me: yes
me: haha i love that song as much as i hate it
her: the part where she bompalompapasjdslknsd whatever makes me think of you and me dancing to it in my kitchen for somereason
her: when i went home for x-mas i found all these old videos on our comp from the webcam
me: like doing the hand jive
me: of what?
her: of us lol
her: like shoving the camera in [insert her cats name]s face
her: you dacning
her: me laughing
her: you pretending to pick your nose
me: "pretending"
her: ahahha
me: yeah
me: we do need to hang out
her: i cant wait for school to be over
her: im so stressed out
me: yes same here
me: im enrolled in four classes and ill be on campus 6 days a week next quarter
me: one of the classes is senior level
her: whoa
her: what class is that?
me: criminal justice 427
me: i dont even know why im in it
her: haha
me: yeah its forensics
her: im taking lensless photo and editorial photo next semester
me: lenless?
her: along with black and white and history of photo
her: yeah
her: pinhole cameras
me: oh that sounds cool
her: yeah
her: the only thing that sucks is that each class is no less than 3 hrs long
her: so i will officialy have no life next year
me: ugh yeah
me: but photography :-)
her: yay!
me: "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but... every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never... 'your' dildo."
her: wtf lol
me: quote from fight club
herh: oh
her: ive never seen that
me: yeah its a good movie
her: ever seen In Her Shoes?
me: no
me: whats that about?
her: two very different sisters
her: and how their lives affect each other
her: its a tear jerker
me: awe
me: i actually watched a pretty good movie last night called daltry calhoun
her: huh?
me: the movie
me: its about a guy whos a fuck up in tennessee and his 15 year old girl freinds and he baby, well the guy leaves and then 14 years later the mom is dying and the little girl meets him
me: good move
her: wow
her: that sounds intense
me: its a comedy drama
me: get his exec prducer terantino, starring johnny knoxville, but its actually a rally good movie
her: hmm i'll have to check it out
her: but i gotta head to the diizark room now
me: kay
me: talk to you later
her: byeeee
me: bye

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